“The only way I’m interested in having a baby is the old-fashioned way.”

I admire people like Warren Buffett that are donating so much money to charity.

I grew up in a very toxic home.

I’m stronger than anything in my way. Holla!

I can’t just only be on reality TV and show everything when it’s the fairy princess, fairytale, and then not take my hits when I have to.

Life is hopefully long, so I don’t know what the future will bring.

You’re alone in your ideas, because you’re the only one who knows what’s possible.

I’m always in my pajamas, unless I know for a fact that people are taking my picture.

Thinking about women who can’t have their own baby, even the first baby, I’m really lucky.

Faith, culture, structure and guidance are good things.

My biggest ‘don’t’ from the past? Picking my face!

If I am not with my daughter, that’s when all my meetings happen. That’s when I get right on a plane. That’s when I go and do my book tour. When I am with her, it’s just all with her.

In many ways, being pregnant and working were more difficult than motherhood.

When you regret something, what you aren’t seeing is that someday, later, or maybe sooner, you’re going to see why you didn’t get the thing you wanted. So often, something better is just around the corner.

My books have helped a lot of men to lose weight.

Truthfully, my life is always lunacy.

I truly don’t believe in regret.

If you’ll read the subtext for many of those old strips, you’ll find the heart of an old-fashioned Libertarian. And I’d be a Libertarian, if they weren’t all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.

I mean the future has become old fashioned.

I’m a little old-fashioned.

In this era in which we live, the old-fashioned virtues grow increasingly unpopular.

So, I’m an old fashioned still in this regard but these are the moment where I really can be creative, if I am, to be left alone with just a book and piece of paper and to be thinking.

Defend the value of the spiritual experience and if somebody tells you it’s an old fashioned notion, laugh loudly and serenely.

I’m used to the older-fashioned way of mixing: playing with three decks, always turning and twisting knobs manically.

Very old fashioned to say that they will be well behaved but I think it’s very important.