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Lesson learned? When people say, “You really, really must” do something, it means you don’t really have to. No one ever says, “You really, really must deliver the baby during labor.” When it’s true, it doesn’t need to be said.
TINA FEY

Baby Learn Lesson Mean People Really Something Witty
You want baby daddy to be one step ahead of you. Which they can’t be, so it’s a weird thing to ask for. But I have.
MILA KUNIS

Baby Daddy Want
You see, baby, after a glass or two of wine I’m inclined to extravagance.
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS

Baby Eine Extravagance Glas Include See Two You
I’m a baby. I sleep like a baby – I’m up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.
BILLY CRYSTAL

Baby Night Sleep
I was the world’s ugliest baby. I have photos of my folks leaving the hospital with sacks over their heads… I asked my mother how to turn off the electric fan. She said ‘Grab the blade!
PHYLLIS DILLER

Ask Baby Folk Head Hospital Leave Mother Over Photo Sack Ugliest
I am equal to a baby and to a hundred-year-old lady. I am equal to an airline pilot and a car mechanic. I am equal to you. You are equal to me. It’s that universal. Except that it’s not.
A. S. KING

Airline Baby Lady Life Pilot Year
I’ll tell you how to solve this abortion thing…Those unwanted babies…? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
BILL HICKS

Abortion Baby Steps Unwanted
I’m hooked on my baby’s love, there ain’t nothing in the jug this strong.
ALAN JACKSON

Baby Hook Jug Love Nothing Strong
Take it off, baby, take it all off. I want you the way you came into the world.
BARRY WHITE

Baby Sex Take World
I kept my babies fed. I could have dumped them, but I didn’t. I decided that whatever trip I was on, they were going with me. You’re looking at a real daddy.
BARRY WHITE

Baby Father Travel
I don’t want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: “That’s a cute baby, just keep walking, keep walking, keep going, keep going.
ELLEN DEGENERES

Baby Cute Funny
Ladies love outlaws, like babies love stray dogs.
WAYLON JENNINGS

Baby Dog Lady Love Outlaw Soul Stray
What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all.
BENJAMIN SPOCK

Baby Mom Mother
The energy that gets the baby in is the energy that gets the baby out.
INA MAY GASKIN

Baby Energym Out
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters.
DAKOTA FANNING

Baby Home Sister
We forget that this music, music made by my brothers and sisters, is still a baby. It’s just beginning. When I think of the possibilities, it makes me smile.
BARRY WHITE

Baby Possibilities Sister Smile
You’d look out and there’d be little babies watching the show, and boys and girls. They loved the cowboys, and they loved Annie. There were young people seeing the show for the first time. I stayed for two years because I enjoyed it so much.
BERNADETTE PETERS

Baby Boys Enjoy Girl Much Young
I always thought that dads in the old days where rather macho types who wouldn’t get close to a baby, let alone change nappies.
BERNIE ECCLESTONE

Baby Dad Nappies
I didn’t expect babies to need so many diapers. Nobody told me they needed to be changed so often.
SHAKIRA

Baby Dissperar Expect May Need
Life and death live and die in exactly the same spot, the body. It is from there that both babies and cancers are born.
YANN MARTEL

Baby Cancer Death Life
Heartbeat, why do you skip when my baby’s lips meet mine?
BUDDY HOLLY

Baby Heartbeat Lip Questions Skin Unanswered
One of the most important things, that we [in US] have to engage is unleashing our domestic energy production opportunities. It does come down to “drill, baby, drill,” in addition to an “all of the above” energy policy.
SARAH PALIN

Baby Important Opportunity
When I was a baby, my mom used to have a dance school, and she used to teach classes there.
AFROJACK

Baby Class Dance Mom School Teach Used
I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.
ZACH BRAFF

Baby Fighting Grieving
Heaven is laying in my sweet baby’s arms, hell is when my baby’s not here.
WAYLON JENNINGS

Arm Baby Here Sadness Sweet
I went to school for a short period of time to study fashion. I wanted to become a stylist or a designer. I made clothes when I was a teenager that I used to sell online. My label name was “Baby Jesus” – so incredibly stupid, but whatever, I was 17!
BETHANY COSENTINO

Baby Fashion Jesus
Just like my straight friends, I am repeatedly asked when I plan to have kids, and have been told many times, by various branches of my bloodline, that “even lesbians can have babies these days.”
BETH DITTO

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