Age Quotes

I wasn’t really comfortable reading until I was 12.

In an age so connected why do I feel so far apart?

I actually get a lot of messages with people saying, ‘What’s a Marvin Gaye?’ and, I mean… Oh, wow. I must be getting old, because someone who was born in 2004 just asked me what a Marvin Gaye was.

I shall not grow conservative with age.

Guys are kind of retarded until they’re about 30.

Books are certainly old fashioned, but only people with a very limited perception are silly enough to condemn ideas because of their age.

Save your money. You’re going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think.

Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.

I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, “Dad’s an idiot,” which lasted a little longer than I’d like.

We should think about whether canonizations, which are an invention of the Middle Ages, still make sense today.