Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Everybody in the Middle East wants to explain why they’re right.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Hubris is one of the great renewable resources.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke There is no horizon in Toledo. There are too many trees.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke I like making things. I have a wood shop at home. I am a terrible carpenter but I love doing it.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke It’s better to make fun of yourself because you’ve always got someone around to make fun of, and they can’t sue you.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke How strange that our hearts heal from the same thing that broke it -love.
Cailin HargreavesCailin Hargreaves The peak of intensity is numbness not emotionless.
Anamika GargAnamika Garg She is everything and nothing at all.
Ava NicoleAva Nicole She built her castle at rock bottom.
Harriet SelinaHarriet Selina Keep growing into yourself.
Sophia JoanSophia Joan They tell you to be grateful for what you have. But you are also allowed to be sad for what you have lost.
Sabina LauraSabina Laura
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