Mae West Quotes

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.
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Door Funny Men Sarcastic Tired
It’s not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts.
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Count Inspirational Intelligence Work Hard
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
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Anniversary Arms Boyfriend Hold Husband Man One Liner Valentine
She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
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Climb Funny Girl Ladder She Success Wrong
Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
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Institution Marriage Ready
It takes two to get one in trouble.
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One Liner Trouble
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.
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Choice Evil Life Travel Try
I’m a good woman for a bad man.
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Bad Man Woman
A man’s kiss is his signature.
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Kiss Man One Liner Romantic Signature
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.
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Figure Man Protect Relationship Want
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
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Shock Surprise
I have never loved a man as much as I have loved myself.
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Love Man Myself Self Love
Positive thoughts generate positive feelings and attract positive life experiences.
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Experience Feeling Generate Inspirational Life Positive
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
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Carrot Diamond Diet Humour Interest Number Worry
A woman in love can’t be reasonable – or she probably wouldn’t be in love.
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Love Reason Woman
Dress gives one the outward sign from which people in general can, and often do, judge upon the inward state of mind and feelings.
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Dress Fashion Feeling Giving Inward Judgement Mind Sign
Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.
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Curve Danger Road Women
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
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One Liner Patience Slow Worth
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
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Curve Distance Humour Sarcastic

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