Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house. LEWIS GRIZZARD ChoiceGiftHomeMarriageMyselfWoman
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards. LEWIS GRIZZARD FryHimselfIdiot
Baptists never make love standing up. They’re afraid someone might see them and think they’re dancing. LEWIS GRIZZARD AfraidDanceLoveStandThinking
There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago. LEWIS GRIZZARD FoodTimeWrongYourself
