James Thurber Quotes

Unless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are only half complete as artist and as man.

Discussion in America means dissent.

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.

Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the street.

Don’t count your boobies until they are hatched.

The unicorn is a mythical beast.

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.

The difference between our decadence and the Russians is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic.

A false or misunderstood word may create as much disaster as a sudden thoughtless act.

Americans want to go to heaven without dying.