I believe in facing reality. But only because I don’t like turning my back on it. BOB THAVES BelieveFacingReality
Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. BOB THAVES FunnyHilariousStruggle
I don’t know if I can live on my income or not – the government won’t let me try it. BOB THAVES GovernmentIncomeTrying
A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest. BOB THAVES CreativeFoolLaw
When you come into the world you have nothing… when you leave you have nothing… and in between there’s the IRS. BOB THAVES NothingPeople