Billy Eichner Quotes

Sometimes you go up to people who look totally normal and then you talk to them for a few seconds and you are like, Oh I better get out of this, because this person is a little mentally unbalanced, and they are not going to get a joke.

I never fully committed to the child actor thing. I also liked being a regular kid and being a student.

There have been man-on-the-street interviews for years, but insulting people is not that funny to me.

I had a lot of fans in New York. The press would write about me, but I couldn’t get a paying job.