Billy Connolly Quotes

Joy was more than just an absence of discomfort.

BRANDON SANDERSON

Acting is a different discipline. On stage I’m free to say what I please. But the change is very good for ya.

BILLY CONNOLLY

There’s nothing better than a fight, especially when you’re watching it from a safe place. You can yell encouragement! Hit him with the left, he’s a big Jessie!

BILLY CONNOLLY

If you have to remind yourself to concentrate during competition, you’ve got no chance to concentrate.

BOBBY NICHOLS

He even jeopardized his pledge to preserve women’s rights under Roe v. Wade in order to get a health care bill written by the corporate lapdog Max Baucus and the gang of revolving door mercenaries he hired to write a bill friendly to industry.

BILL MOYERS

Don’t work out, work in.

BILLY CONNOLLY

If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?

BILLY CONNOLLY