Alan Kotok Quotes

I’m suspicious of any mode of transportation that requires a running start.
ALAN KOTOK

Any Mode Require Transporation
I’m opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.
ALAN KOTOK

Coefficient Oppose Reduce Sport
It’s hard to lose weight when you’re dining on the company’s money.
ALAN KOTOK

Dine Hard

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