Scotland have this habit of kicking themselves in the foot. ALAN BRAZIL CountryFootHabitKickThemselves
Some of the Scotland players need to look themselves in the face. ALAN BRAZIL CountryFaceLookNeedPlayerSameSelvesThe
I have seen players sent off for far worse offences than that. ALAN BRAZIL FarOffOffencePlayerSeenSentWorse
Clint Dempsey scored a last-minute winner to earn Tottenham a 1-1 draw against United. ALAN BRAZIL AgainstDrawEarnLastMinuteScoreUnited
Levante have gone fourth in Serie A. If anyone can tell me what part of Italy Levante is in, please call. I’ve no idea ALAN BRAZIL AnyoneFourthGoneIdeaPartPeoplePleaseTell
In the papers this morning: ‘Police closing in on Ian Holloway.’ Sorry, it’s ‘Palace closing in on Ian Holloway.’ ALAN BRAZIL ClosingHollowayLanMorningPaperPolice
In their last four Blackburn have lost 3-0, 3-1, 5-3 and 3-2. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to work out that’s 12 goals conceded ALAN BRAZIL BlackburnFourGoalLastRocketScientistWork Out