Al Franken Quotes

Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…

For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.

I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.

Medicare was established to secure that promise.

My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.

Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.

We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.

I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility.

I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.

I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.