Abigail Van Buren Quotes

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.

It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

Women who miscalculate are called mothers.

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.