I never spend my time doing anything I’ll have to do again tomorrow.
QUENTIN CRISPFlowers are words even a baby can understand.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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I don’t really act. I say the words the way I would say them if I meant them.
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To love another person you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny.
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You must stop this interview now as I have come to end of my personality.
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What my parents thought of this, I don’t know. But they bore it. And the real problem was not my sin, but my unemployability.
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I’m happy to say she was laughing while she said it, but she meant it. I’ve never learned to be a candle burning in an empty room. So I go on the screen, and I say whatever I’m told to say.
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If I have any talent at all, it is not for doing but for being.
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Of course I lie to people. But I lie altruistically – for our mutual good. The lie is the basic building block of good manners. That may seem mildly shocking to a moralist – but then what isn’t?
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There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn’t get any worse.
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Ask yourself, if there was to be no blame, and if there was to be no praise, who would I be then?
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The curiosity of the neighbors about you, is a tribute to your individuality, and you should encourage it
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For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.
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No effort is required to define or even attain happiness, but enormous concentration is needed to abandon everything else.
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The world now seems a stunningly ignoble place. It has not really grown all that much worse but appears to have done so because we know so much more about it than we did.
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It’s no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, ‘Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.’ By then, pigs will be your style.
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I was amazed to receive later a substantial sum for sitting in my room and talking about myself. If only I could get some of the back pay!
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