Why get married? For human beings, marriage is such an unnatural state. If you want monogamy, it has been said, you should marry a swan.
QUENTIN CRISPI went out into the world when I was about 22. I wrote books and I illustrated books and did book covers, and I taught tap-dancing, and I was a model in the art school. I had no ability for any of those things, but what else could I do?
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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I simply haven’t the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.
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The poverty from which I have suffered could be diagnosed as ‘Soho’ poverty. It comes from having the airs and graces of a genius and no talent.
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Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
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No effort is required to define or even attain happiness, but enormous concentration is needed to abandon everything else.
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I never spend my time doing anything I’ll have to do again tomorrow.
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Development of character consists solely in moving toward self-sufficiency.
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It’s been agony but I couldn’t have done it any other way.
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In England, the system is benign and the people are hostile. In America, the people are friendlyand the system is brutal!
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If I have any talent at all, it is not for doing but for being.
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I take it to be axiomatic that people are revolted by witnessing the shameless gratification of an appetite they do not share.
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Health consists of having the same diseases as one’s neighbors.
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If you don’t stay in some days, you can’t recharge your batteries.
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You can’t be a person and a lady. If you’re a person, you can open the damned door yourself.
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I like living in one room and have never known what people do with the room they are not in.
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Well, it has done terrifying things. Religious ideas are inflammatory in a way that I find difficult to understand. There are very few wars over the theory of relativity. Very few heated arguments, for that matter. Whereas, in Northern Ireland, they are killing one another over religion.
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