Manners are love in a cool climate.
QUENTIN CRISPI went out into the world when I was about 22. I wrote books and I illustrated books and did book covers, and I taught tap-dancing, and I was a model in the art school. I had no ability for any of those things, but what else could I do?
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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I was amazed to receive later a substantial sum for sitting in my room and talking about myself. If only I could get some of the back pay!
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Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.
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To live in the past is to miss today’s opportunities and tomorrow’s blessings.
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Development of character consists solely in moving toward self-sufficiency.
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Quentin Crisp (to handsome young man on the street): “What’s the matter, sexy? Don’t you like dehydrated fruit?
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I simply haven’t the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.
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If I were God – and I never understand why I’m not – I should say, “Shop around, I don’t think you’ll find a better bargain than here.”
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The worst part of being gay in the twentieth century is all that damn disco music to which one has to listen.
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It’s no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, ‘Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.’ By then, pigs will be your style.
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However low a man sinks he never reaches the level of the police.
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When asked, ‘Shall I tell my mother I’m gay?’, I reply, ‘Never tell your mother anything.
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You don’t have to deal with anyone in America. They accept you the way you are.
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Our clothes are too much a part of us for most of us ever to be entirely indifferent to their condition: it is as though the fabric were indeed a natural extension of the body, or even of the soul.
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Fashion is what you adopt when you don’t know who you are.
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My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
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