I’ve never not been famous.
QUENTIN CRISPPeople are not heterosexual or homosexual, just sexual.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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I’m happy to say she was laughing while she said it, but she meant it. I’ve never learned to be a candle burning in an empty room. So I go on the screen, and I say whatever I’m told to say.
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It’s been agony but I couldn’t have done it any other way.
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Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.
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Neither look forward where there is doubt nor backward where there is regret.
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The gymnasiacs of Venice, in California, are so addicted to these practices that there has arisen a nation of men who can no longer put their arms against their sides
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The young always have the same problem – how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.
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The measure of woman’s distaste for any part of her life lies not in the loudness of her lamentations (these are only an attempt to buy a martyr’s crown at a reduced price) but in her persistent pursuit of that occupation of which she never ceases to complain.
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The English think that incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.
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I simply haven’t the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.
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The trouble with European cities is that they are drenched in their history, almost all of which is terrible.
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The poverty from which I have suffered could be diagnosed as ‘Soho’ poverty. It comes from having the airs and graces of a genius and no talent.
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There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn’t get any worse.
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You will survive if you believe in yourself.
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Why get married? For human beings, marriage is such an unnatural state. If you want monogamy, it has been said, you should marry a swan.
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Happiness is the only thing I understand.
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