I don’t like peas, and I’m glad I don’t like them, because if I liked them I would eat them and I hate them.
QUENTIN CRISPAbatement in the hostility of one’s enemies must never be thought to signify they have been won over. It only means that one has ceased to constitute a threat.
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Fashion is not style. Nay, we can say more: Fashion is instead of style. Style is an idiom springing spontaneously from the personality but deliberately maintained.
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My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
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The world now seems a stunningly ignoble place. It has not really grown all that much worse but appears to have done so because we know so much more about it than we did.
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Mainstream people dislike homosexuality because they can’t help concentrating on what homosexual men do to one another. And when you contemplate what people do, you think of yourself doing it. And they don’t like that. That’s the famous joke:
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Politics are not an instrument for effecting social change; they are the art of making the inevitable appear to be a matter of wise human choice.
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The trouble with European cities is that they are drenched in their history, almost all of which is terrible.
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It’s a strange situation, but people will pay your fare to get you to go and tell them how to be happy.
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If you truly love me, kill the bartender.
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The measure of woman’s distaste for any part of her life lies not in the loudness of her lamentations (these are only an attempt to buy a martyr’s crown at a reduced price) but in her persistent pursuit of that occupation of which she never ceases to complain.
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To lose is not always failure.
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In England, the system is benign and the people are hostile. In America, the people are friendlyand the system is brutal!
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And were then to lay his own garden path diagonally from one corner to the other, that man’s soul would be lost. Originality is only to be praised when not prefaced by the look to right and left.
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You fall out of your mother’s womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.
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Vice is its own reward.
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To love another person you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny.
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