The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.
QUENTIN CRISPExhibitionism is like a drug. Hooked in adolescence I was now taking doses so massive they would have killed a novice.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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Quentin Crisp (to handsome young man on the street): “What’s the matter, sexy? Don’t you like dehydrated fruit?
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I take it to be axiomatic that people are revolted by witnessing the shameless gratification of an appetite they do not share.
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The trouble with European cities is that they are drenched in their history, almost all of which is terrible.
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Flowers are words even a baby can understand.
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I never say ‘No’ to anything.
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Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation of which the filing system has been lost?
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It is explained that all relationships require a little give and take. This is untrue. Any partnership demands that we give and give and give and at the last, as we flop into our graves exhausted, we are told that we didn’t give enough.
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The key is never, never work. Nothing is more aging than work. It’s not only the strain of getting up in the morning for work, but it’s the resentment that settles on your face
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The trouble with children is that they’re not returnable.
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Look inward and ask not if there is anything outside you want, but whether there is anything inside that you have not yet unpacked.
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I like living in one room and have never known what people do with the room they are not in.
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Health consists of having the same diseases as one’s neighbors.
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The search for a life-style involves a journey to the interior. This is not altogether a pleasant experience, because you not only have to take stock of what you consider your assets but you also have to take a long look at what your friends call “the trouble with you.” Nevertheless, the journey is worth making.
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The more people one has to love, the more one’s capacity to love stretches.
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Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
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