I simply haven’t the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.
QUENTIN CRISPWomen have decided to be people, which is a great mistake. Women were nicer than people.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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You will survive if you believe in yourself.
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Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation of which the filing system has been lost?
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Look inward and ask not if there is anything outside you want, but whether there is anything inside that you have not yet unpacked.
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It’s a strange situation, but people will pay your fare to get you to go and tell them how to be happy.
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To live in the past is to miss today’s opportunities and tomorrow’s blessings.
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Keeping up with the Joneses was a full-time job with my mother and father. It was not until many years later when I lived alone that I realized how much cheaper it was to drag the Joneses down to my level.
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Flowers are words even a baby can understand.
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Fashion is what you adopt when you don’t know who you are.
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I went out into the world when I was about 22. I wrote books and I illustrated books and did book covers, and I taught tap-dancing, and I was a model in the art school. I had no ability for any of those things, but what else could I do?
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Manners are a way of getting what you want without appearing to be an absolute swine.
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The gymnasiacs of Venice, in California, are so addicted to these practices that there has arisen a nation of men who can no longer put their arms against their sides
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If I have any talent at all, it is not for doing but for being.
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Never get involved with someone who wants to change you
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Manners are love in a cool climate.
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He knew them only ‘in Braille’ – the curtains were never drawn back in the rooms in Oxford where he met those boys. It was the most sordid life you can imagine. And he was bleating about love and dragging the fair name of Mr. Plato into the trial – after a life like that?
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