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Prince Philip

British women can’t cook.
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Cook Country One Liner Sarcastic Women
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
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Car Funny Man Wife
You can’t just decide you want to do this or that. You have to be invited.
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Decision Invitation Want
Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.
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Always Ignorance People Same Young
So who’s on drugs here? He looks as if he’s on drugs.
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Drug Toxic
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
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Carpet Examination Funny Invention Man Red
It’s much better to go when you are still capable than wait until people say you’re so doddery it’s time you went.
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Better Capable People Time
Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
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Drug Population Problem
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I’ve practised for many years.
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Feet Mouth Practice Science
People think there’s a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.
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Class Country Girl Marriage People System Thinking
A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.
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Dead Excuse Grace Horse Jump Stop
Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat.
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Challenge Change Strength Threat Traditional
Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.
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Advise Concern Dignity Horse
We live in what virtually amounts to a museum – which does not happen to a lot of people.
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Amount Happen Live Museum People Virtual
I don’t care what kind it is, just get me a beer.
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Albohol Beer Care Funny
If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.
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Carpet Country Ideas Man People

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