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Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

Paris Hilton

I have this great test to see if a girl’s a real friend. When we’re shopping I’ll pick out an outfit that I know looks hot and one that is awful. If my friend says the bad one looks good, I know she’s not a good friend.
PARIS HILTON

Fashion Friendship Funny Goodness Greatness Myself Reality See
Barbie is my fashion icon. People think I’m Paris Barbie – and it’s a compliment.
PARIS HILTON

Fashion Idol Praise Thinking
All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive – it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don’t take any chances. It just isn’t worth it.
PARIS HILTON

Alcohol Drive Judgement Mess Oneself Worth
Yes, I’ve kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that’s it. I don’t go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.
PARIS HILTON

Animal Home Kiss Myself
You need to look like a lady at the Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers will tear you apart. Then again, you aren’t really anyone till Joan Rivers tears you apart.
PARIS HILTON

Appearance Fame Need Tears Yourself
I’m totally normal. I think it’s obnoxious when people demand limos or bodyguards. I eat at McDonald’s or Taco Bell. My parents always taught us to be humble. We’re not spoiled.
PARIS HILTON

Humble Myself Parents People Thinking
A lot of my dreams have to do with animals I think because I’m such a huge animal lover. I have so many pets. I always have crazy dreams where I’m like riding an elephant through the jungle or hanging out with a bunch of monkeys.
PARIS HILTON

Animal Dream Love Myself Thinking
A man must walk before he can fly – one cannot fly into flying.
PARIS HILTON

Fly Himself Man Walk
Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.
PARIS HILTON

Body Born Girl
I don’t really think, I just walk.
PARIS HILTON

Modeling Myself Thinking Walk
If someone ever asks you to do something for them, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.
PARIS HILTON

Bad Funny Work Yourself
The only people you need in your life are the ones that prove they need you in theirs.
PARIS HILTON

Life Needs People Yourself
First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I’d just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.
PARIS HILTON

Career Choice Decision Myself
The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
PARIS HILTON

Live Myself See Yourself
When you’re in the public eye, it’s wrong to cheat on someone, unless you’re very careful. If you’re normal and no one’s going to know, then do it.
PARIS HILTON

Cheating Eyes Relationship Wrong Yourself
Life is too short to blend in.
PARIS HILTON

Life One Liner

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

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