I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun.
PARIS HILTONI’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off’. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.
More Paris Hilton Quotes
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I would be so scared if I was a gay guy; you’ll, like, die of AIDS.
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A true heiress is never mean to anyone – except a girl who steals your boyfriend.
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If you have a beautiful face you don’t need fake boobs to get anyone’s attention.
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I don’t think there’s ever been anyone like me that’s lasted. And I’m going to keep on lasting.
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Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
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Yes, I’ve kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that’s it. I don’t go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.
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A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers.
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Every girl is beautiful if they have the ability to believe in themselves.
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My life is, like, really, really fun.
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I’m a really good person. I’m down to earth. I have a big heart. I have feelings. And I’m just like everybody else.
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All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive – it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don’t take any chances. It just isn’t worth it.
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You need to look like a lady at the Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers will tear you apart. Then again, you aren’t really anyone till Joan Rivers tears you apart.
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I got my eye on you boy, and when I get my eye on something, it’s like search and destroy.
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I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross.
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In these trying economic times, I believe the White House should have a minimalist touch: open floor plan, glass and steel, throw pillows, and an infinity pool.
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