Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
PARIS HILTONI would be so scared if I was a gay guy; you’ll, like, die of AIDS.
More Paris Hilton Quotes
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My kitchen looks like the one from my childhood – very homey, with a little bit of Alice in Wonderland!
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You need to look like a lady at the Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers will tear you apart. Then again, you aren’t really anyone till Joan Rivers tears you apart.
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I’m very scared to do it. What if I don’t come back? With the whole light-years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I’ll be like, ‘Great. Now I have to start all over’.
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It’s like a kind of Barbie American dream. I have that childlike quality so a lot of little girls especially [like me]. I’ve always been a kid at heart. I think I always will be.
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I have this great test to see if a girl’s a real friend. When we’re shopping I’ll pick out an outfit that I know looks hot and one that is awful. If my friend says the bad one looks good, I know she’s not a good friend.
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I think I am a good role model, and a lot of mothers come up to me and they’re really happy, and I think if any girl follows their dreams then anything can happen to them.
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Every girl is beautiful if they have the ability to believe in themselves.
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At parties, everyone always thinks I’m drinking, but actually I rarely drink. I live on energy drinks, basically. I love vitamin water.
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I like my mug shot. I think I have a really great mug shot. It looks like a magazine shoot.
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I get along with guys; most of my friends are guys. It’s easier to trust men sometimes. I only have a few close girlfriends that I trust.
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I would say natural is the best way to describe the real me. I’m not always going out or dressed up like I am on the red carpet. On a normal day, I wear normal clothes and wear little to no make-up. I’m always a bit girly, though.
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If I could read a book, I’d definitely read one of yours.
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A lot of the things I say I’m just trying to be funny. I don’t really mean everything I say, because I’m not totally that airhead.
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I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun.
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Barbie is my role model. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.
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