Every vote should carry a serial number, so that responsibility for harmful or careless use of the vote can be traced. Concealed voting should be outlawed.
P. J. O'ROURKEThe Afghans themselves say that if you put two Afghans in a room, you get three factions.
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The body is forever teaching us lessons. There are all sorts of things that we can’t do, shouldn’t do, had better not do very often or do for too long as we get older. The body makes its presence known.
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Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
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The 1960s was an era of big thoughts. And yet, amazingly, each of these thoughts could fit on a T-shirt.
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Everybody in the Middle East wants to explain why they’re right.
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I had always thought of Egypt as a rather secular country. And I think it is, but people are quite observant of the strictures of Ramadan.
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Explosion of positive rights started in 1932 with the election of Roosevelt.
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Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
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Once you’ve built the big machinery of political power, remember you won’t always be the one to run it.
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Gay marriage acceptance is happening in the blink of an eye.
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Global warming is a fact. Now it’s up to liberals to make it a reality. Hence there is crucial importance in preventing powerful, greedy free market forces from getting in the way of worsening storms and rising sea levels. The Kyoto Accord is a good first step.
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Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
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If you think health care is expensive now, just wait ’til it’s free.
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Wealth brings great benefits to the world. Rich people are heros.
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Globalization is simply opening the free marketplace to encompass the entire world.
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You’re never going to read ‘The Wealth of Nations,’ and you shouldn’t, really. It’s 900 pages.
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