Let’s reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools – and use it on the teachers.
P. J. O'ROURKEI believe in God. God created the world.
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There is no horizon in Toledo. There are too many trees.
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Why do elites hate the poor? It’s xenophobia. They don’t know any poor people – except their off-the-books Brazilian nanny and illegal immigrant cleaning lady from Upper Revolta who don’t speak English.
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Death is so important that God visited death upon his own son, thereby helping us learn right from wrong well enough that we may escape death forever and live eternally in God’s grace.
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You’re stupid,’ is not something even his most severe critics usually say to President Barack Obama.
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Sometimes the right response to evil is an appeal to powerful and effective social organization – an appeal to civilization itself.
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I believe in God. God created the world.
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
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As a former writer for the ‘National Lampoon,’ I’ve probably contributed to the sea of sarcasm in which we live.
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Woodstock had a tremendous impact on American artistic life.
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Israel is slightly smaller than New Jersey. Moses in effect led the tribes of Israel out of the District of Columbia, parted Chesapeake Bay near Annapolis, and wandered for forty years in Delaware.
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There isn’t much room for an outsider point of view in print any more.
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Will Generation X and the Millennials do a better job running the world than the boomers have? Let’s hope so.
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Liberals have invented whole college majors – psychology, sociology and women’s studies – to prove that nothing is anybody’s fault.
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Head lice have their own animal-rights group, or may as well. The National Pediculosis Association doesn’t exactly advocate letting lice live with dignity, but it does oppose pediculicidal treatments.
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Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there.
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