Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
P. J. O'ROURKERegulation creates a moral hazard.
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If you ask the government to solve all of your problems, it’s a bit like asking your wife to cook and clean, to raise the children, to hold down a second job to help with the family finances, to keep her parents happy and well and keep your parents happy and well, and to also – to do the lawn and clean the gutters.
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Some people have facts; these can be proven. Some people have theories; these can be disproven. But people with opinions are mindless and have their minds made up about it.
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The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
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Don’t send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.
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Wealth brings great benefits to the world. Rich people are heros.
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Never fight an inanimate object.
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Political leaders are expert at saying nothing.
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Some people think that welfare reform should have hurt Bill Clinton with black voters.
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There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.
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Let’s reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools – and use it on the teachers.
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Globalization is simply opening the free marketplace to encompass the entire world.
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If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat – in other words, turn you into an adult.
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No doubt the ridiculous politicians are right to like politics. They have found careers in which success can be achieved by being ridiculous. Imagine Jimmy Carter or George W. Bush rising to the top of any other profession.
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Mikhail Gorbachev was the Jimmy Carter of the Communist bloc. The Russians hate him.
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America has to act. But, when America acts, other nations accuse us of being ‘hegemonistic’, of engaging in ‘unilateralism’, of behaving as if we’re the only nation on earth that counts. We are.
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