Gay marriage acceptance is happening in the blink of an eye.
P. J. O'ROURKERegulation creates a moral hazard.
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Why do elites hate the poor? It’s xenophobia. They don’t know any poor people – except their off-the-books Brazilian nanny and illegal immigrant cleaning lady from Upper Revolta who don’t speak English.
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Every vote should carry a serial number, so that responsibility for harmful or careless use of the vote can be traced. Concealed voting should be outlawed.
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The minute somebody joins a committee… they immediately suffer from committee brain. They become wildly over-enthusiastic, over-optimistic, over-pessimistic. Committees turn people into idiots, and politics is a committee.
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Agriculture is a business that has been up to its bib overalls in politics since the first Thanksgiving dinner kickback to the Indians for subsidizing Pilgrim maize production with fish head fertilizer grants.
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When I’m in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me.
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The C student starts a restaurant. The A student writes restaurant reviews.
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There is no horizon in Toledo. There are too many trees.
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Southern California is a nice place, if you could cut out the show-business cancer. It just keeps spreading.
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I’ve got a 1990 Porsche 911. It’s just a Carrera, a very simple, straightforward little thing that goes like stink. I love it.
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Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
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The Afghans themselves say that if you put two Afghans in a room, you get three factions.
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Stupid is a great force in human affairs.
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I was very much in favor of the Iraq invasion.
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Globalization is simply opening the free marketplace to encompass the entire world.
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Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.
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