The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas – fascism, communism, the atomic bomb.
P. J. O'ROURKERegulation creates a moral hazard.
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Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
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Rich people don’t like to be in the military. The shoes are ugly and the uniforms itch. Rich people don’t go in much for revolution or terrorism, either.
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There is a simple rule here, a rule of legislation, a rule of business, a rule of life: beyond a certain point, complexity is fraud. You can apply that rule to left-wing social programs, but you can also apply that rule to credit derivatives, hedge funds, all the rest of it.
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Nobody is making Americans buy Chinese goods.
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America has to act. But, when America acts, other nations accuse us of being ‘hegemonistic’, of engaging in ‘unilateralism’, of behaving as if we’re the only nation on earth that counts. We are.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
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It’s better to make fun of yourself because you’ve always got someone around to make fun of, and they can’t sue you.
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Regulation creates a moral hazard.
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The best and brightest don’t go into politics. The best and brightest are at Goldman Sachs.
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The divorce rate in 1946 was higher than it ever had been and as high as it ever would be until the ’70s. The reason was that prior relationships had not endured the strain of war.
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Russians not only vehemently despise blacks, they believe Africa begins at the Ukraine border.
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Little islands of human happiness, peace, and prosperity are so exceptional at this point in history that I’m not even sure we can draw lessons from them.
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Explosion of positive rights started in 1932 with the election of Roosevelt.
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I read good. I was an English major.
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There is no horizon in Toledo. There are too many trees.
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