To be a liar, you’ve got to have a great memory, and I don’t have a memory.
OZZY OSBOURNEL.A.’s not a good place to grow old.
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I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues.
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L.A.’s not a good place to grow old.
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You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don’t bite off more than you can chew. It’s a dangerous world.
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They say military have the so-called ‘secret intelligence’ – this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I’ve never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.
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What is the world coming to?
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I have a saying. ‘Never judge a book by its cover’. I say that because I don’t even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.
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I couldn’t be a royal. It’s like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
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I’ve been a lot of other things over the years, which we don’t really want to talk about.
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I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.
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What is this? It’s music to get a brain seizure by.
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By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I’ve lived the last 30 years!
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I can’t do anything in moderation.
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I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn’t want to see my kids do the same thing.
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Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better.
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