They teach anything in universities today. You can major in mud pies.
ORSON WELLESThe director is the most overrated artist in the world. He is the only artist who, with no talent whatsoever, can be a success for 50 years without his lack of talent ever being discovered.
More Orson Welles Quotes
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I don’t pray really, because I don’t want to bore God.
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An artist is always out of step with the time. He has to be.
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Personally, I don’t like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she’ll fool her husband, I figure she’ll fool me.
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I want to give the audience a hint of a scene. No more than that. Give them too much and they won’t contribute anything themselves. Give them just a suggestion and you get them working with you. That’s what gives the theater meaning: when it becomes a social act.
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The director is simply the audience. His job is to preside over accidents.
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What’s happening now is what happened before, and often what’s going to happen again sometime or other.
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I’m not basically a happy person, but I have all kinds of joy.
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If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.
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In my opinion, there are two things that can absolutely not be carried to the screen: the realistic presentation of the sexual act and praying to God.
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A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.
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Future shock is a sickness which comes from too much change in too short a time. It’s the feeling that nothing is permanent anymore.
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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
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Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.
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I love informality. I hate dressing up. I hate to be conventional – and I hate every kind of snob.
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There are three intolerable things in life – cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.
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