He studied cities as women study their reflections.
O. HENRYBy rights you’re a king. If I was you, I’d call for a new deal.
More O. Henry Quotes
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A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else.
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Whenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral procession I subtract 50 per cent from the curative power of medicines.
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It’s said that love makes the world go around. Let me tell you, the announcement lacks verification. It’s the wind from the dinner horn that does it.
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If you can’t write a story that pleases yourself, you will never please the public. But in writing the story forget the public.
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All great men have declared that they owe their sucess to the aid and encouragement of some brilliant woman.
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A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.
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Now, girls, if you want to observe a young man hustle out after a pick and shovel, just tell him that your heart is in some other fellow’s grave. Young men are grave-robbers by nature.
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O all who give and receive gifts, such as they are wisest. Everywhere they are wisest. They are the magi.
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I’ve got some of my best yarns from park benches, lamp posts and newspaper stands.
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Whenever he saw a dollar in another man’s hands he took it as a personal grudge, if he couldn’t take it any other way.
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Hospitality in the prairie country is not limited. Even if your enemy passes your way, you must feed him before you shoot him.
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Broadway – the great sluice that washes out the dust of the gold-mines of Gotham.
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If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they’d never marry.
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Men to whom life had appeared as a reversible coat – seamy on both sides.
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Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
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