Whenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral procession I subtract 50 per cent from the curative power of medicines.
O. HENRYWhat is the world at its best but a little round field of the moving pictures with two walking together in it?
More O. Henry Quotes
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Turn up the lights. I don’t want to go home in the dark.
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The true adventurer goes forth aimless and uncalculating to meet and greet unknown fate.
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Young artists must pave their way to Art by drawing pictures for magazine stories that young authors write to pave their way to Literature.
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There is this difference between the grief of youth and that of old age; youth’s burden is lightened by as much of it as another shares; old age may give and give, but the sorrow remains the same.
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O all who give and receive gifts, such as they are wisest. Everywhere they are wisest. They are the magi.
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Broadway – the great sluice that washes out the dust of the gold-mines of Gotham.
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Inject a few raisins of conversation into the tasteless dough of existence.
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She plucked from my lapel the invisible strand of lint (the universal act of woman to proclaim ownership).
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Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
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Now, girls, if you want to observe a young man hustle out after a pick and shovel, just tell him that your heart is in some other fellow’s grave. Young men are grave-robbers by nature.
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Humans were denied the speech of animals. The only common ground of communication upon which dogs and men can get together is in fiction.
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Perhaps there is no happiness in life so perfect as the martyr’s.
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There was clearly nothing to do but flop down on the shabby little couch and howl.
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History is bright and fiction dull with homely men who have charmed women.
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To a woman nothing seems quite impossible to the powers of the man she worships.
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