Whenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral procession I subtract 50 per cent from the curative power of medicines.
O. HENRYThis fair but pitiless city of Manhattan was without a soul its inhabitants were manikins moved by wires and springs.
More O. Henry Quotes
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A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.
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When one loves one’s Art no service seems too hard.
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There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
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Fortune is a prize to be won. Adventure is the road to it. Chance is what may lurk in the shadows at the roadside.
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It’ll be a great place if they ever finish it.
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You can’t appreciate home till you’ve left it, money till it’s spent, your wife till she’s joined a woman’s club, nor Old Glory till you see it hanging on a broomstick on the shanty of a consul in a foreign town.
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Whenever he saw a dollar in another man’s hands he took it as a personal grudge, if he couldn’t take it any other way.
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She plucked from my lapel the invisible strand of lint (the universal act of woman to proclaim ownership).
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If you live in an atmosphere of luxury, luxury is yours whether your money pays for it, or another’s.
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A good story is like a bitter pill, with the sugar coating inside of it.
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A story with a moral appended is like the bill of a mosquito. It bores you, and then injects a stinging drop to irritate your conscience.
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Be always decent and right in your home town; and when you’re on the road, never take more than four glasses of beer a day or play higher than a twenty-five-cent limit.
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By rights you’re a king. If I was you, I’d call for a new deal.
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To a woman nothing seems quite impossible to the powers of the man she worships.
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When a man begins to be hilarious in a sorrowful way you can bet a million that he is dyeing his hair.
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