The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.
NIALL HORANI’ve not actually been on too many dates.
More Niall Horan Quotes
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I’ll always defend the people I love even though I’m as terrifying as a baby penguin.
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I had my first kiss when I was 11, but I think I’ve blocked it out of my mind because it was so bad. I’m not even sure it counts as a kiss.
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Sometimes, the girls hug all boys except me, and I just smile, but it hurts.
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I don’t know, it’s odd that girls ask if they can hug me. Don’t ask, do it. I’m just a regular guy.
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I’m the most carefree mo’fo’ in the world.
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I love with the heart not the eyes.
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Sleep ’til you’re hungry, eat ’til you’re sleepy.
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I was starstruck by Michelle Obama. She’s an amazing-looking lady, and I’m a massive Barack Obama fan anyway.
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Do you think anybody knows that I’m Irish?
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I’m waiting for my princess to come I just have to be patient.
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I just like sitting at home, chilling and watching a movie.
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I get really nervous if pigeons are flying around before shows. I can’t stand them after one once flew in through my bathroom window and went for me while I was having a wee. That was enough. I think pigeons target me.
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I think there’s nothing wrong with eating all the time. At least i’m not doing anything illegal.
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Being single doesn’t mean your weak. It means your strong enough to wait for what you deserve.
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I can’t help but look for my future wife in the crowd.
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