“I like anything that’s edible.”

I’d date a fan as long as she didn’t scream in my face.

I don’t see how you could get used to people screaming in your face, and anyone who says different is lying.

There’s always pressure on the second album – this one has to be the big one.

The fans always tell me im beautiful but I always tell them that no one will ever be as beautiful as them

I hate to see a guy who insults a girl or is bad with her. Immediately I think she would be better if she was with me.

Sleep ’til you’re hungry, eat ’til you’re sleepy.

I just like sitting at home, chilling and watching a movie.

I used to have an imaginary friend named Michael.

I had a friend, who was abused by her dad. I made a vow to myself that I’d never hurt my daughter.

I won’t date a model, because models are perfect and perfect is boring.

If I looked like Zayn, I would date myself.

The bigger the crowd the better really! The noise calms your nerves.

I love being in bed almost as much as I love food.

I’d rather be called a boy and play with paper airplanes than be called a man and play with a girl’s heart.

I’m quite claustrophobic, and I don’t like everyone crowding around and shouting the same questions.

When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriends and i didn’t, i felt lonely so i asked my mom to date me.

The moon is fat and the night air is so pure it seems edible.

The dog [in Pavlov’s experiments] does not continue to salivate whenever it hears a bell unless sometimes at least an edible offering accompanies the bell.

Yeah, it’s an off day when I don’t get somebody telling me how edible I smell. – Bella Swan.