Rule number one: Don’t fuck with librarians.
NEIL GAIMANYou get what anybody gets – you get a lifetime.
More Neil Gaiman Quotes
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Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
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A philosopher once asked, “Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?” Pointless, really…”Do the stars gaze back?” Now, that’s a question.
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Whatever it is you’re scared of doing, Do it.
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Being a writer is a very peculiar sort of a job: it’s always you versus a blank sheet of paper (or a blank screen) and quite often the blank piece of paper wins.
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I am selfish, private, and easily bored. Will this be a problem?
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And did I pass?” The face of the old woman on my right was unreadable in the gathering dusk. On my left, the younger woman said, “You don’t pass or fail at being a person, dear.
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What do stars do? They shine.
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You can’t trust other people. If it’s important, you have to do it yourself.
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Everybody going to be dead one day, just give them time.
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People want to forget the impossible. It makes their world safer.
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I think I fell in love with her, a little bit. Isn’t that dumb? But it was like I knew her. Like she was my oldest, dearest friend.
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I mean, maybe I am crazy. I mean, maybe. But if this is all there is, then I don’t want to be sane.
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You don’t get explanations in real life. You just get moments that are absolutely, utterly, inexplicably odd.
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Books make great gifts because they have whole worlds inside of them. And it’s much cheaper to buy somebody a book than it is to buy them the whole world!
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Google can bring you back 100,000 answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one.
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