God help us all.

You do realize I’m a professional vocalist?
MOIRA ROSE
I’ve been burned so many times I’m like the human equivalent of the inside of a roasted marshmallow.
MOIRA ROSE

Burn Equivalent Human Inside Time
You are bored, lethargic and practically dripping with ennui.
MOIRA ROSE
Good men always win.
MOIRA ROSE

Goodness One Liner Win
I will not relive that bullying nightmare.
MOIRA ROSE

Bullying Nightmare
There once was a radiant young actress who dreamed of having two sons.
MOIRA ROSE
I was worried sick, dear! ‘Where’s David? Or his bags?
MOIRA ROSE

She Women
What is the source of this falsehood? And what photo are they using?
MOIRA ROSE
“It’s probably nothing but I think I’ve killed a man.
MOIRA ROSE
We all have to go, David, unless you have some special excuse.
MOIRA ROSE
When one of us shines, all of us shine.
MOIRA ROSE

Black Lives Matter Inspirational One Liner Shine Team Work Women Empowerment
If airplane safety videos have taught me anything, it’s that a mother puts her own mask on first.
MOIRA ROSE

Airplane Mask Mother Safety Teaching
Did I used to have a drinking problem?
MOIRA ROSE

Drink Alcohol
I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now.
MOIRA ROSE

Connection Depression Hard People Right
I want you to know, John, that you are the most important thing in this world to me.
MOIRA ROSE

Couple Friendship World
I once hosted the non-televised portion of the People’s Choice Awards.
MOIRA ROSE

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