I once hosted the non-televised portion of the People’s Choice Awards.

The world is falling apart around us and I’m dying inside.
MOIRA ROSE

Die Failure Inside World
God help us all.
MOIRA ROSE
You are blind to reality and for that I am most proud.
MOIRA ROSE

Blind Proud Reality
One must champion oneself and say, I am ready for this!
MOIRA ROSE

Champion Oneself Ready
I will not relive that bullying nightmare.
MOIRA ROSE

Bullying Nightmare
As much as I would love to contribute to the population growth of this town by way of teen pregnancies I must decline.
MOIRA ROSE

Contribution Decline Population Pregnant
One day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes and say, ‘Dear God, I was a beautiful thing!
MOIRA ROSE

God Memories Photograph
Good men always win.
MOIRA ROSE

Goodness One Liner Win
You are bored, lethargic and practically dripping with ennui.
MOIRA ROSE
I was worried sick, dear! ‘Where’s David? Or his bags?
MOIRA ROSE
Your wayfaring thespian has returned
MOIRA ROSE
What is the source of this falsehood? And what photo are they using?
MOIRA ROSE
We all have to go, David, unless you have some special excuse.
MOIRA ROSE
All in favor say aye.
MOIRA ROSE
Let’s all pray we don’t wake up!
MOIRA ROSE

Pray Wake Up
If that’s not a cause for alcohol, I don’t know what is!
MOIRA ROSE

Alcohol Cause

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