I once hosted the non-televised portion of the People’s Choice Awards.

God help us all.
MOIRA ROSE
You are blind to reality and for that I am most proud.
MOIRA ROSE

Blind Proud Reality
As much as I would love to contribute to the population growth of this town by way of teen pregnancies I must decline.
MOIRA ROSE

Contribution Decline Population Pregnant
I won’t wear anything with an adhesive backing.
MOIRA ROSE

Fashion Wear
You do realize I’m a professional vocalist?
MOIRA ROSE
I want you to know, John, that you are the most important thing in this world to me.
MOIRA ROSE

Couple Friendship World
I’m positively bedeviled with meetings et cetera.
MOIRA ROSE
I was perfectly fine not trusting people, not trusting people is what I’m used to
MOIRA ROSE

People Trust
You are the life you accept for yourself.
MOIRA ROSE

Acceptance Inspirational Life Yourself
I can hardly hear you, John! The cheering and accolades are drowning out your gentle voice.”
MOIRA ROSE
Let’s all pray we don’t wake up!
MOIRA ROSE

Pray Wake Up
I’ve been burned so many times I’m like the human equivalent of the inside of a roasted marshmallow.
MOIRA ROSE

Burn Equivalent Human Inside Time
Never let the bastards get you down!
MOIRA ROSE

Bastard One Liner Self Respect
I have lost all my skills, and now I know how it feels to be utterly helpless like you and your sister.
MOIRA ROSE

Helpless Lost Sister Skill
Social media is an amusement park for clinical narcissists.
MOIRA ROSE

Amusement Social Media
Did I used to have a drinking problem?
MOIRA ROSE

Drink Alcohol

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