I once hosted the non-televised portion of the People’s Choice Awards.

I’m positively bedeviled with meetings et cetera.
MOIRA ROSE
Alexis, don’t be ridiculous. That’s exactly the kind of paranoia that makes me weary of spending time with you.
MOIRA ROSE
One must champion oneself and say, I am ready for this!
MOIRA ROSE

Champion Oneself Ready
You are bored, lethargic and practically dripping with ennui.
MOIRA ROSE
I was perfectly fine not trusting people, not trusting people is what I’m used to
MOIRA ROSE

People Trust
Never let the bastards get you down!
MOIRA ROSE

Bastard One Liner Self Respect
You do realize I’m a professional vocalist?
MOIRA ROSE
If airplane safety videos have taught me anything, it’s that a mother puts her own mask on first.
MOIRA ROSE

Airplane Mask Mother Safety Teaching
I will not relive that bullying nightmare.
MOIRA ROSE

Bullying Nightmare
There once was a radiant young actress who dreamed of having two sons.
MOIRA ROSE
You must prepare for life, and whatever it will throw at you.
MOIRA ROSE

Inspirational Life Preparation Struggle Throw
“It’s probably nothing but I think I’ve killed a man.
MOIRA ROSE
Let’s all pray we don’t wake up!
MOIRA ROSE

Pray Wake Up
The last time I felt this emotionally encumbered, I was playing Lady Macbeth on a Crystal Skies cruise ship during Shakespeare at Sea Week.
MOIRA ROSE
I won’t wear anything with an adhesive backing.
MOIRA ROSE

Fashion Wear
Good men always win.
MOIRA ROSE

Goodness One Liner Win

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