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I have lost all my skills, and now I know how it feels to be utterly helpless like you and your sister.

Moira Rose

We all have to go, David, unless you have some special excuse.
MOIRA ROSE
Your wayfaring thespian has returned
MOIRA ROSE
Never let the bastards get you down!
MOIRA ROSE

Bastard One Liner Self Respect
Social media is an amusement park for clinical narcissists.
MOIRA ROSE

Amusement Social Media
We have no interest in what’s going on with you.
MOIRA ROSE
I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now.
MOIRA ROSE

Connection Depression Hard People Right
I want you to know, John, that you are the most important thing in this world to me.
MOIRA ROSE

Couple Friendship World
One day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes and say, ‘Dear God, I was a beautiful thing!
MOIRA ROSE

God Memories Photograph
As much as I would love to contribute to the population growth of this town by way of teen pregnancies I must decline.
MOIRA ROSE

Contribution Decline Population Pregnant
If airplane safety videos have taught me anything, it’s that a mother puts her own mask on first.
MOIRA ROSE

Airplane Mask Mother Safety Teaching
You do realize I’m a professional vocalist?
MOIRA ROSE
I’ve been burned so many times I’m like the human equivalent of the inside of a roasted marshmallow.
MOIRA ROSE

Burn Equivalent Human Inside Time
I once hosted the non-televised portion of the People’s Choice Awards.
MOIRA ROSE
Let’s all pray we don’t wake up!
MOIRA ROSE

Pray Wake Up
What is the source of this falsehood? And what photo are they using?
MOIRA ROSE
If that’s not a cause for alcohol, I don’t know what is!
MOIRA ROSE

Alcohol Cause

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