If airplane safety videos have taught me anything, it’s that a mother puts her own mask on first.

The world is falling apart around us and I’m dying inside.
MOIRA ROSE

Die Failure Inside World
I have lost all my skills, and now I know how it feels to be utterly helpless like you and your sister.
MOIRA ROSE

Helpless Lost Sister Skill
We have no interest in what’s going on with you.
MOIRA ROSE
Did I used to have a drinking problem?
MOIRA ROSE

Drink Alcohol
Gossip is the devil’s telephone. Best to just hang up.
MOIRA ROSE

Devil Gossip Telephone
What is the source of this falsehood? And what photo are they using?
MOIRA ROSE
You are blind to reality and for that I am most proud.
MOIRA ROSE

Blind Proud Reality
This wine is awful. Get me another glass.
MOIRA ROSE

Alcohol Awful Glass Wine
I won’t wear anything with an adhesive backing.
MOIRA ROSE

Fashion Wear
I was worried sick, dear! ‘Where’s David? Or his bags?
MOIRA ROSE
Never let the bastards get you down!
MOIRA ROSE

Bastard One Liner Self Respect
I was worried sick, dear! ‘Where’s David? Or his bags?
MOIRA ROSE

She Women
Alexis, don’t be ridiculous. That’s exactly the kind of paranoia that makes me weary of spending time with you.
MOIRA ROSE
If that’s not a cause for alcohol, I don’t know what is!
MOIRA ROSE

Alcohol Cause
I want you to know, John, that you are the most important thing in this world to me.
MOIRA ROSE

Couple Friendship World
We all have to go, David, unless you have some special excuse.
MOIRA ROSE

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