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If that’s not a cause for alcohol, I don’t know what is!

Moira Rose

There once was a radiant young actress who dreamed of having two sons.
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Your wayfaring thespian has returned
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What is the source of this falsehood? And what photo are they using?
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I am suddenly overwhelmed with regret, it’s a new feeling for me, and I don’t find it at all pleasurable.
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Feeling Overwhelmed Pleasure Regret
Let’s all pray we don’t wake up!
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Pray Wake Up
If airplane safety videos have taught me anything, it’s that a mother puts her own mask on first.
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Airplane Mask Mother Safety Teaching
Did I used to have a drinking problem?
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Drink Alcohol
All in favor say aye.
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This wine is awful. Get me another glass.
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Alcohol Awful Glass Wine
When one of us shines, all of us shine.
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Black Lives Matter Inspirational One Liner Shine Team Work Women Empowerment
I’ve been burned so many times I’m like the human equivalent of the inside of a roasted marshmallow.
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Burn Equivalent Human Inside Time
One day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes and say, ‘Dear God, I was a beautiful thing!
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God Memories Photograph
I was worried sick, dear! ‘Where’s David? Or his bags?
MOIRA ROSE

She Women
As much as I would love to contribute to the population growth of this town by way of teen pregnancies I must decline.
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Contribution Decline Population Pregnant
Social media is an amusement park for clinical narcissists.
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Amusement Social Media
I won’t wear anything with an adhesive backing.
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Fashion Wear

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