Gossip is the devil’s telephone. Best to just hang up.

I’m trying very hard not to connect with people right now.
MOIRA ROSE

Connection Depression Hard People Right
One must champion oneself and say, I am ready for this!
MOIRA ROSE

Champion Oneself Ready
We all have to go, David, unless you have some special excuse.
MOIRA ROSE
You do realize I’m a professional vocalist?
MOIRA ROSE
As much as I would love to contribute to the population growth of this town by way of teen pregnancies I must decline.
MOIRA ROSE

Contribution Decline Population Pregnant
I am suddenly overwhelmed with regret, it’s a new feeling for me, and I don’t find it at all pleasurable.
MOIRA ROSE

Feeling Overwhelmed Pleasure Regret
If that’s not a cause for alcohol, I don’t know what is!
MOIRA ROSE

Alcohol Cause
Let’s all pray we don’t wake up!
MOIRA ROSE

Pray Wake Up
You are bored, lethargic and practically dripping with ennui.
MOIRA ROSE
“It’s probably nothing but I think I’ve killed a man.
MOIRA ROSE
I can hardly hear you, John! The cheering and accolades are drowning out your gentle voice.”
MOIRA ROSE
Never let the bastards get you down!
MOIRA ROSE

Bastard One Liner Self Respect
You must prepare for life, and whatever it will throw at you.
MOIRA ROSE

Inspirational Life Preparation Struggle Throw
Are we terrible parents?
MOIRA ROSE

Parents Terrible
This wine is awful. Get me another glass.
MOIRA ROSE

Alcohol Awful Glass Wine
I won’t wear anything with an adhesive backing.
MOIRA ROSE

Fashion Wear

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