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MICHAEL SCOTTThe two that are one, the one that is all!
More Michael Scott Quotes
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Wikipedia is the best thing ever.
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Magic is really only the utilization of the entire spectrum of the senses.
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We only ever regret the things we have not done.
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Once you have been touched by magic, you are forever changed. You leave a trail.
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Wait. Look. Notice. If you keep those three words in mind, you just might survive the next few days.
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To remain unknown in this modern world: that, indeed, is real power.
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The day we stop learning is the day we die.
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We had little or no emotion. We lacked the capacity to feel fear, to experience love, to enjoy the sensations of happiness and delight.The finest warriors are not only those who do not fear, but those who are without anger.
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The best lie is wrapped around a core of truth.
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What you call magic is nothing more than an act of the imagination fired by the senses, then given shape by the power of your aura.
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We do not always get what we want. Sometimes life presents us with surprises.
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Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject so you know you are getting the best possible information.
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The Egyptians got it wrong. They wrapped the dead. They did not realize I wrapped the living.
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Love is the water of life, drink deeply.
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The people that you work with are, when you get down to it, your very best friends.
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it is only when no one remembers that you are truly lost. That is the true death.
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If you tell people everything you take away their opportunity to learn.
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A demonstration is more than worth a thousand words.
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Great change always comes down to the actions of a single person.
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The strong survive, but the courageous triumph.
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There are some adventures not worth having.
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Good or bad is a matter of perspective.
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Once begun, change cannot be reversed.
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Battles are won by men. Wars are won by strategists.
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He who retreats lives longer.
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What is the point in living forever, if it is not with the woman I love?
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