The trouble with women? Elbows.
MICHAEL CAINEThere’s only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Dutch.
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In my opinion, everybody is getting older and older. We have a great deal of dementia because nobody grew old enough to get it.
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I’m looking for me to disappear, and the acting to disappear, and all you see is a real person.
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I don’t think human beings are bad. They’re weak. And that’s what makes ’em bad.
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About Superman and Batman: the former is how America views itself, the latter, darker character is how the rest of the world views America.
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I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren’t funny.
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I never listened to the people who said I should give it up, which is the main advice I got.
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If you’re a movie actor, you’re on your own – you cannot control the stage. The director controls it.
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I did everything. I ran my life exactly as I wanted to, all the time. I never listened to anybody. I’m pig-headed.
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There’s only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Dutch.
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I never regret anything. I always said that when I’m old, I want to be sitting there regretting the things that I did and not the things that I didn’t do; and now I’m old, and I don’t regret anything! I had fun. I had fun, and I’m still having it.
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In film, other actors’ performances really are not your concern. If the other actor isn’t giving you what you want, act as though he were.
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I have a knack of making villainous people a little bit sympathetic, a bit of fun on screen.
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I’ve never been out with a married woman, never. I respect others’ properties.
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Anyone can write. But comedy, you’ve got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas.
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I’ve always loved reprehensible people because they’re so much more interesting to play on screen.
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