Save your money. You’re going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think.
MICHAEL CAINEI’ve always got to have one impossible dream on the back burner.
More Michael Caine Quotes
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I’m the audience’s representative on earth.
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English is clipped in speech. Texas is exactly the opposite.
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If you’re a movie actor, you’re on your own – you cannot control the stage. The director controls it.
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I’m every bourgeois nightmare – a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars.
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I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren’t funny.
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In my opinion, everybody is getting older and older. We have a great deal of dementia because nobody grew old enough to get it.
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In film, other actors’ performances really are not your concern. If the other actor isn’t giving you what you want, act as though he were.
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When I look in the mirror, I see someone who’s happy with how he looks, because I was never one of the handsome Hollywood people. And I’ve had success as I’ve gotten older, because I’m able to play characters. I no longer get the girl, but I get the part.
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There’s only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Dutch.
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You can’t get blase about something you haven’t done yet.
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I always exposed the weakness rather than the nastiness.
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Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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The old guys like me started in the theatre. I was in the theatre for nine years.
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About Superman and Batman: the former is how America views itself, the latter, darker character is how the rest of the world views America.
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Hollywood is a cross between a health farm, a recreation center and an insane asylum. It’s a company town, and I happen to like the company!
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