All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it’s a sign of security.
MEL BROOKSImmortality is a by-product of good work.
More Mel Brooks Quotes
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If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.
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If presidents can’t do it to their wives, they do it to their country.
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He who hesitates is poor.
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Dom DeLuise was a big man in every way. He was big in size and created big laughter and joy.
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Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin.
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The brilliance of Max Brooks is that he always quotes authorities at the back of his books that never existed. Like a Russian professor he made up that validates a story or character.
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I was in the army, and to me it was like a newsreel.
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A lot of music is mathematics. It’s balance.
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Humor is just another defense against the universe.
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Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.
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I loved Westerns as a little kid, and I loved horror films.
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
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These men both publicly and privately have done so much for me. Without Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick I would be living in a little motel just around the corner here, trying to make ends meet.
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As long as the world is turning and spinning, we’re gonna be dizzy and we’re gonna make mistakes.
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Look, I don’t want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you’re alive you’ve got to flap your arms and legs.
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