If presidents can’t do it to their wives, they do it to their country.
MEL BROOKSBad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.
More Mel Brooks Quotes
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I like Chris Rock. He’s dangerous.
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Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin.
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Oh, I’m not a true genius. I’m a near genius. I would say I’m a short genius. I’d rather be tall and normal than a short genius.
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When you come to Germany as a Jew you have an uneasy feeling, but I’ve always felt okay in Berlin.
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We want to get people laughing; we don’t want to offend anybody.
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As long as the world is turning and spinning, we’re gonna be dizzy and we’re gonna make mistakes.
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Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn’t work. You can be politically incorrect if you’re smart.
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The brilliance of Max Brooks is that he always quotes authorities at the back of his books that never existed. Like a Russian professor he made up that validates a story or character.
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If you’re quiet, you’re not living. You’ve got to be noisy and colorful and lively.
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Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy, they stand no chance.
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I love writing songs. I’m a songwriter.
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Well, you know, ‘Spaceballs’ is a weird combination, because it’s a simple, sweet little fairytale, and it’s crazy and out-there and making fun of and taking apart sci-fi, ‘Star Wars’, and ‘Star Trek’.
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Judd Apatow is pretty good, both as a producer and as a director.
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Humor is just another defense against the universe.
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All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it’s a sign of security.
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