Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
MEL BROOKSWe rest our case on the production numbers.
More Mel Brooks Quotes
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Everything starts with writing. And then to support your vision, your ideas, your philosophy, your jokes, whatever, you’ve gotta perform them and/or direct them, or sometimes just produce them.
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A lot of music is mathematics. It’s balance.
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Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.
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It’s talent. Either you got it or you ain’t.
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A brushstroke of vanity is good to add into the mix, to balance your timidity.
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We rest our case on the production numbers.
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No, no, the songs write themselves, almost.
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The brilliance of Max Brooks is that he always quotes authorities at the back of his books that never existed. Like a Russian professor he made up that validates a story or character.
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I don’t have a mission. I don’t have a torch to burn.
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Look, I don’t want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you’re alive you’ve got to flap your arms and legs.
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Well, you know, ‘Spaceballs’ is a weird combination, because it’s a simple, sweet little fairytale, and it’s crazy and out-there and making fun of and taking apart sci-fi, ‘Star Wars’, and ‘Star Trek’.
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Humor is just another defense against the universe.
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I love writing songs. I’m a songwriter.
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Dom DeLuise was a big man in every way. He was big in size and created big laughter and joy.
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If presidents can’t do it to their wives, they do it to their country.
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