All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it’s a sign of security.
MEL BROOKSAs long as the world is turning and spinning, we’re gonna be dizzy and we’re gonna make mistakes.
More Mel Brooks Quotes
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I was in the army, and to me it was like a newsreel.
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But I have bad taste with a deep fount of intellectuality.
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You’re always a little disappointing in person because you can’t be the edited essence of yourself.
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Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
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No, no, the songs write themselves, almost.
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He who hesitates is poor.
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Look, I don’t want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you’re alive you’ve got to flap your arms and legs.
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Well, you know, ‘Spaceballs’ is a weird combination, because it’s a simple, sweet little fairytale, and it’s crazy and out-there and making fun of and taking apart sci-fi, ‘Star Wars’, and ‘Star Trek’.
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If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
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Mad About You’ was very fun.
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Dom DeLuise was a big man in every way. He was big in size and created big laughter and joy.
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Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.
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My job is to go out and entertain the most people possible.
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If Shaw and Einstein couldn’t beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none.
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