If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
MEL BROOKSWe want to get people laughing; we don’t want to offend anybody.
More Mel Brooks Quotes
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I only direct in self-defense.
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A lot of music is mathematics. It’s balance.
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Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn’t work. You can be politically incorrect if you’re smart.
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Immortality is a by-product of good work.
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All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it’s a sign of security.
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He who hesitates is poor.
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When you come to Germany as a Jew you have an uneasy feeling, but I’ve always felt okay in Berlin.
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Well, you know, ‘Spaceballs’ is a weird combination, because it’s a simple, sweet little fairytale, and it’s crazy and out-there and making fun of and taking apart sci-fi, ‘Star Wars’, and ‘Star Trek’.
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Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.
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Mad About You’ was very fun.
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There’s an army story in me, and I think there’s a WWII Brooks film somewhere.
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You’ve got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you’re not alive.
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The brilliance of Max Brooks is that he always quotes authorities at the back of his books that never existed. Like a Russian professor he made up that validates a story or character.
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Dom DeLuise was a big man in every way. He was big in size and created big laughter and joy.
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I don’t have a mission. I don’t have a torch to burn.
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