“What distracts me from my reality is bigfoot. They are my celebrities.”

I love comic books. I just do.

Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re a female, you win.

The things that happen in your life are either your choices or opportunities and lessons the universe has put before you. Life on earth is like college and we’re all just trying to pass the courses.

I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.

All humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes.

I feel like it’s impossible to please the hardcore comic book fans, because they’ll never be happy no matter what you do.

Getting married was the best thing I’ve ever done.

I have to really enjoy someone’s personality, not just their looks, before I’ll kiss them.

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher.

I feel intimidated by fashion.

To be outspoken, or different at all, is a problem for women.

People compare me to Angelina Jolie, and she’s so serious and stoic. I’m the opposite.

No one ever gets tired of loving. But everyone gets tired of waiting, assuming, hearing lies, and hurting.

I’ve never been a big believer in formal education.

Well, I’m clearly not ugly.

I have no friends and I never leave my house.

A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear.

I be goofy, kinda funny. Acting stupid but they love me.

The average celebrity meets, in one year, ten times the amount of people that the average person meets in his entire life.

I would of never thought I’d be here but here I am and I’m so fucking grateful for everything

Being famous used to just defeat me. I wouldn’t leave my house because I was worried about someone being like, ‘Oh, are you Mac Miller?’ and then the rest of the night I couldn’t be myself.

This weird thing happens when you’re in a movie that has some level of success. People start offering you all kinds of things, and they just expect you to do them because they’ll be good for your career. It’s not about the project’s integrity or anything like that.

The most stable, and therefore, the most healthy self-esteem is based on deserved respect from others rather than on external fame or celebrity and unwarranted adulation.

Does anything really matter? We all end up in the same place. All that’s left is our Wikipedia entry.